Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Pool Play

I'm in the record books in the club league in San Antonio, thanks to my deft handling of a cue. I lost seven games on eight ball scratches. Back at our home bar, The Red Baron, just as we were about to practice one night, the guys took my cue and gave me something else to handle, a dildo.
"Let's see if you can at least find the right hole with that," one joked.
Well, I showed them! Didn't matter where they said to put it, I sunk it on target every time!
By the way, this does nothing to improve your game as two nights later my call to the corner ended with the eight in the side. Grrrrrrrrr.


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