Thursday, June 25, 2015

Erotica Unbound XII: Sparks, Zuby, Ravnous, Kelberry

Welcome back to Erotica Unbound and thank you so much for stopping by!

EU XII spotlights the various talents of Phoenix Sparks. You''ll see her in action from both sides of the camera as featured model and photographer. She provided EU with some original work, the first three shots of her photography set as well as a little naughty set with Katina Cazalet, that she had shown earlier, but wraps up here. 

While Phoenix is the spark behind this post, she isn't alone.

EU photographer Nicasio Ansar opens things up with a sensual set featuring Ravnous. These days she is more involved in her clothing line, but as you can see, she still looks great in front of the camera.

Zuby Gloom, yet another two way sensation as a photographer and model, appears in a set shot by me and Ansar adds in three from relative newcomer on the scene, Lilith Kelberry.

The curtain comes down on this post after a score of sexiness from the Erotica Unbound Flickr with photos by Easterwood, Deelight, Demonista, Fratica, Holland, Jestyr and many more.

Enjoy your visit.

Photos by: Nicasio Ansar

The bra—the garment that lifts and separates, via cups and straps—became part of the world, officially on November 3, 1914. That was the day the United States Patent and Trademark Office granted a patent to Mary Phelps Jacobs for the garment she called a "brassiere." 

The "brassiere," as a widespread concept—the word comes from the French for "upper arm"—is generally thought to have originated with the DeBevoise Company. It was during the 1930's that "bra" became the common name for "brassiere."

In 1932, the S.H. Camp and Company assigned the size of women's breasts to cup sizes, A through D.

by Phoenix Sparks with Katina Cazalet

A little girl is in line to see Santa.
When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap.
Santa asks, 'What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?'
The little girl replies, 'I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe.'
Santa looks at the little girl a moment and says, 'I thought Barbie comes with Ken.'
'No,' says the little girl. 'She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken.'

Lillith Kelberry
Photos by: Nicasio Ansar

Phoenix Sparks
Photos byDomino Dupre

There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess who was collecting tickets. So when the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed himself. The stewardess said, 'I'm sorry sir. You have to show your ticket here, not your stub.'

A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's best friend when all of a sudden the telephone rings and she answers. After hanging up she says, 'That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you.'

A young woman was walking along the street when she saw a ladder with a sign on it saying CLIMB THE LADDER TO SUCCESS. Intrigued by this, she climbed the ladder only to find a naked man on a flat roof. 'Who are you?' she asked. 'I'm Cess'.

Photos byDomino Dupre

"Oh yes, that felt soooo good. Whip me, whip me harder! Pull my reins hard you fat bastard!"
The elf that had just harnessed the new reindeer to the sled looked at Santa, "Good luck with that one."

Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A: Because their plugged into a genius!

Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.


Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower,
or swim, but will not come off, if you try to remove it.

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs, when you're right, but
he just hasn't realized it yet.

Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes, when pulled over by a

Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then
forget to take with you to the store.


1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.
3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass

4. You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.
5. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher
6. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.

7. You've forgotten where you live.
8. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the cigarettes you've
smoked, because (as you've mentioned like 10 times by now) you only smoke when you drink.
9. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

10. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
11. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
12. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).
13. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want to.

Thank you so much for taking the time to visit and y'all come back now, ya hear!!