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Sunday, May 17, 2015

Erotica Unbound: V

Erotica Unbound V marks the first post from our newest, official like, blog photographer, Nicasio Ansar. Thanks for joining the fun and welcome!

Next up, a little set with the idea that sunshine, relaxation and naughty thoughts are such an aphrodisiac when combined.

Our second feature model today also represents the redheads. The vivacious Cream Release doing the pose for my camera.

Wrapping it up, a bevy of sexiness from the Erotica Unbound Flickr group with shots from Wild, Okiddo, Spirit, Steele and Raingarden, just to name a few.

FEATURED MODEL
Amy
PhotographerNicasio Ansar




Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead. Unknown




Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. Lucille Ball




FEATURED SET
Aroused



Question: What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a slit, chokes people when used wrong and works well when jerked?




Answer: A seatbelt



FEATURE MODEL
Cream Release
PhotographerDomino Dupre




A standard Oreo is 29% cream, 71% cookie.




Cream only whips at temperatures under 50 degrees. Any warmer and it becomes butter.
Yes, the view above inspired that little factoid. :)





Whipped cream has been around since the 16th century. It was included in recipes that date back to 1549 in Italy and 1604 in France. It was first called whipped cream in 1673, according to the Oxford English Dictionary. Though, there is a record of crème fouettée—whipped cream in French—in a recipe book from 1629.

EROTIC BYTES





A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.





 While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."





 To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"





Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my cock? Never mind, it's too long."
Girl: Want to hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."



Y'ALL COMEBACK NOW, YA HEAR!
















1 comment:

  1. Levity and sex are my favorite recipe too Domino ~wk!

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