Monday, July 13, 2015

Erotica Unbound: XIV - Partee and Katmee Premier Photos, Flashback to Trysten

It's party time at Erotica Unbound! Not the get together type, I'm talking the about the gal with the near legendary ass, Partee. When you manage to get your eyes off her trunk, you find out she is also a talented photographer, as you can see with these photos that make their debut here on EU. You can go back to looking to focusing on her booty now. 

If you want more Partee, be sure to click the link and visit her Flickr. Scroll down a bit here and you'll also get more as Partee does the Featured Model for EU XIV in a set photographed me; a rare non-blonde Partee as well.

Today's, Featured Photographer, is a flash to the past. Before the mesh body made photography a bit easier, Trysten was doing awesome adult photography. He isn't around so much these days, which is kind of sad because I would love to see what he could do now. If you are new to the adult scene and missed out on his work, you are so in for treat!

We have a second set of premier shots from Katmee. She turns in a naughty little set shot at a drive in where the movie playing is a mote point and playing is the oreder of the night. Thanks, Katmee, for the shots and getting laid for the fans.

Finally, it is some of the best erotica out there, thanks to the amazing talent from the Erotica Unbound Flickr group. Erotic, sexy, cute, and nasty, with pictures from Quicksand, Bergamasco, Sasquatch, Weaver and so many more.

Thank you for taking the time to drop by and do enjoy.


Women with Big Tits...
..can get a taxi on the worst days
..have a neat place to carry spare change
..have always been the center of the arts (art)
..make jogging a spectator sport
..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
..have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)

Women with Big Tits...
..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
..can always carry a little extra
..always float better
..know where to look first for lost earrings
..rarely lackfor a slow dance partner
..have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

Women with Little Tits
..don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
..always look younger
..find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
..can always see their toes and shoes
..can sleep on their stomachs

Women with Little Tits
..have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
..know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
..know that everything more than a handful is wasted
..can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
..can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out

Photos byDomino Dupre

A waitress walks up to the table of three Japanese men at a New York City restaurant. When she gets to the table, the waitress notices that the 3 men are furiously masturbating! She asks, 'What the hell are you perverts doing?', to which one of the men replied, 'We all berry hungry'! She responds, 'But why are you whacking off?' One of the three says, 'Because menu say `first come, first served!'

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw.
The man, terrified, screamed, 'Stop! Stop! You're not going to.. To.. Cut it off, are you???!?'
The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, 'Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire.'

A man in a hotel lobby accidentally bumps into a woman and his elbow knocks her breast. They are both startled and he says to her,
'Ma'am, If your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me. '
She replies, 'If your cock is as hard as your elbow, I'm in Room 826'.

Drive In Delight
by: Katmee

The largest drive-in theater in patron capacity was the All-Weather Drive-In of Copiague, New York. All-Weather had parking space for 2,500 cars, an indoor 1,200 seat viewing area, kid's playground, a full service restaurant and a shuttle train that took customers from their cars and around the 28-acre theater lot.

The first patent for the Drive-In Theater (United States Patent# 1,909,537) was issued on May 16, 1933. With an investment of $30,000, Richard Hollingshead opened the first drive-in on Tuesday June 6, 1933 at a location on Crescent Boulevard, Camden, New Jersey. The price of admission was 25 cents for the car and 25 cents per person.

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes...when you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. That's where the phrase, 'good night, sleep tight' came from.

'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.

'two plus eleven' and 'one plus twelve' not only give the same result but use the same letters

The first toilet ever seen on television was on 'Leave It To Beaver.'

Polish is the only word in the English language that has two completely different meanings when the first letter is capitalized.

'A quick sly fox jumped over the lazy brown dog' has every letter in the alphabet. So does 'The five boxing wizards jump quickly.'

All of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are stuck on 4:20.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

Humans, dolphins and apes are the only mammals that have sex for pleasure.