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Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Erotica Unbound XI

Hi there and welcome!
EU XI opens up with some sexy little items from Rachel Swallows Creations. The first three shots come from the rooftop of Britannia Village

Addison Summerwind is not onlu a super talent behind the camera, but also opens her incredible sim, Obsession Exposed Galley to other photographers to use. I have been all over the place, done scores of pictures and rarely, if ever, have I used the same location. She's also quite sexy as you'll see below in a set by  Erotica Unbound photographer, Nicasio Ansar.

Speaking of talented, Laura Demonista's ability to capture everything from the erotic to the hilarious has made her a favorite of many. I'm honored that she is releasing four shots on EU. They lead off a set of her monochrome art featuring a style that is so ... Laura.

Next up, little fashion set shot around a single mini from Lushish Catz, but with several sexy options.

Seirra Maldor follows. I just met her when she asked about finding someone to do a few erotic shots of her. Well a few turned in to this set. I don't imagine she'll have any trouble in the future finding a photographer.

More fashion, this bikini from Ravnous got me so hot I had to do something about it! Since no one was around ....

Finally, it's a bunch of hot and yummy shots from the Erotica Unbound Flickr. You'll see the likes of Dai, Easterwood, Partee, Zimminy, Watts and others.

It's 70 pictures, along with a touch of humor and some factoids about female masturbation, so you best get started.

And thank you for spending some of your precious time here with us at Erotica Unbound!

Viper Biker Jacket
Mesh, 5 sizes with 24 color choice texture HUD
Yes, 24 ... this baby matches ANYTHING!



Petra Lingerie: Black
Slink Physique and Omega appliers
Comes in a variety of colors
Fishnet hose sold separate 


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FEATURE MODEL
Photos by Nicasio Ansar



Carlinisms:
OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans ? 



If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?



If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? 



If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?



I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? 
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PICTURES PREMIER



Black and white photography was used up until 1930’s when color photography was introduced.



Sensors of all modern cameras only capture black and white and then automatically calculate the red, green, and blue tints according to the luminescence in order to add color to the picture.



Since all colors on B/W photos are basically different tints of gray, it’s sometimes also called monochrome photography.



Certain companies produced disposable B/W only cameras for amateur use until 2009.



The most expensive camera ever sold was a rare 1923 Leica camera, which went for $2.8 million at auction in Vienna.

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Be Cute
Mesh, in 5 sizes with 8 texture HUD
Variety done sensual, for those intimate moments





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MODEL
Seirra Maldor


FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.



FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.



NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.! "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".



LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"


THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
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Holly Bikini
Holly Bikinis are a set of 3 ultra sexy string bikinis daring you to wear them.  The bikinis come with all appliers and a set of Black and White Monique Heels, making this a fantastic outfit for your summer wardrobe at the price of L$159.



More women masturbate than those who are willing to admit openly. While the numbers can get a little blurred, it is generally accepted that more than 50% of women masturbate while some studies show numbers as high as 92% of women.
22% of females admit to masturbating to orgasm daily and 48% of women masturbate once a week.


53% of women use vibrators when masturbating or playing with themselves.


The longest recorded female orgasm was 43 seconds long with 25 contractions included.


While cucumbers are thought to be the best household object for female masturbation, most women prefer to use candles instead.


The first vibrator was actually created by Victorian doctors. Back in those days female orgasm was seen as a way to treat hysteria and so doctors would massage their female’s patients parts until they reached orgasm. This must have tired out their hands or the treatment was so effective that everyone wanted one because they eventually created the first vibrator to do the job for them.


And a bit of news from Ravnous herself:
Ravnous has moved! We have added 2 sale areas - one for L$49 and the other for L$99, as well as some more chairs, and a fantastic gift to help welcome you to the new store.  Grab the Rebecca Outfit for free (pay L$1, get L$1 back) when you come visit the new store.

Each week, from this week on, I will be picking a random winner from our Group List to win a Gift Certificate for $500.  If your name is picked, you have to send me a message saying you won, and the gift certificate is yours!  If not claimed, we will draw again same time next week.  

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EROTIC BYTES


The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are a few of the winners.



Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.



Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.




Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.




Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.




Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.




Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.




Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.




Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.


THANKS FOR DROPPING BYE
C'YALL NEXT TIME!
LOVE
Domino























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