Thursday, June 11, 2015

Erotica Unbound X

On July 1, BUSTed Magazine roars back to life and since I am a fan of the title, I wanted to mark the occasion with a special post. Below you will find not one, but two, feature models that just happen to be co-owners of the magazine, Bewitched Difference and Rachel Swallows. And just to keep with the theme, Swallow's husband, Crow Mistwalker appears among the stones. While both Swallows and Difference are exceptional with the camera, there can be only one (kuddos if you know the TV show) on today's post and Swallows steps in as one of our featured photographers. 
Wait, didn't you say there could be only one?
Well, it isn't all BUSTed, and that's where Aj Zimmermann comes in as feature photographer deuce.
As always, the EU Flickr group represents with a variety of sexy from the likes of Mr. Dai, Talija, Watts, Magnifico, Alice, Tripiii and more. 
I'm thinking I have babbled enough, enjoy you visit and thanks for coming by!

Photos byNicasio Ansar

How To Flirt Like Crazy - Cosmopolitan 
Sitting in a room full of guys? Turn sideways in your chair, cross your legs, arch your back, and run your fingers through your hair.

Walk up to the hunk standing alone at a party, give him a playful smile, and say, "I heard there would be tons of cute guys here. So far, I've only seen one."

Recruit a hot stranger to do a karaoke duet with you because you have a feeling he's a "crowd pleaser."

Text him a PG-13 pic showing you naked from your armpits up with a message that reads "You can see the rest tonight."

Hit up a sports bar, and ask the guy sitting beside you what his favorite team is so you'll "know who to root for."

Gift him with a pair of silk boxers to pamper his package since it's been working "extra hard" lately.


“My teenage daughter came home in a rage.
‘I’ve just done sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!’
I put down my paper: ‘Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.’ ”

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20′s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30′s to 40′s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.”
“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.” ...

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, “Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?”
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20′s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30′s and 40′s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50′s, it is like a Christmas Tree.”
“A Christmas tree?”
“Yes – the root’s dead and the balls are just for decoration.”

Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Rachel Swallows
Photos byDomino Dupre

Is That A Fact!
Ancient drinkers warded off the devil by clinking their cups.

Before the 1500s, couples in Europe could marry themselves, no need for a church wedding. In 1564 the Council of Trent declared marriage was a sacrament that weddings would become the province of priests and churches.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Adding salt to grapefruit will make it taste sweeter

Crow Mistwalker


Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 


You Know You're Kinky When ...
You have more toys than your kids.

You take up macrame, just to learn some new knots.

you have a list by the phone for the baby-sitter ... Hospital, Family, and three 24 hour locksmiths.

your children ask if they can borrow your "costumes" for Halloween.

You can't pass a candle factory without drooling 

Y'all stay safe out there and drop by again sometimes.

Love ya!

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