Friday, June 5, 2015

Erotica Unbound IX

EU IX features 62 photos from a variety of talent.

Kicking things off is a fashion shoot from myself, featuring myself in a groovy little bikini from Lushish Catz. It's a steal of a deal ... if I do say so myself!

The featured photographer is Zaidon, a guy that has a way with shadows, using them to draw you in to his sexy subjects. Follow his link to see even more, you won't regret it.

The featured model is more than just another pretty face. Jazmyn Storm recently launched Playhouse Magazine and it is a monster of a project she has on her hands. 300 pages of deliciousness in the last issue with Storm doing everything from layout to photography. I'm in awe of that type of dedication and thrilled to have her appear on EU.

More fashion follows, this casual outfit from Ravnous is the best of all prices ... free! I adore the cutout hearts on the jeans.

Nakuru 'Don't Call Me a Pokeman' Bergamasco drops in with some original work being unveiled here at EU. Just as freaking hot as you would expect. I have his Flickr linked and you should take a look.

Finally, it's the straw that stirs the drink, photos from the amazing talent on the EU blog. With Watts, Kassner, Uriza, Herrera, Raingarden, Ryo, Junah and more.

Thank you for taking the time to drop by and I do hope you enjoy ... peace out!

Glow Bikini with TMP, Omega and Slink appliers
It's a promo on sale so you can grab it for 50L right now!

The National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior (NSSHB), conducted by researchers from the Center for Sexual Health Promotion at Indiana University’s School of Health, Physical Education and Recreation, is one of the most comprehensive studies on these topics in almost two decades. It includes the sexual experiences and condom-use behaviors of 5,865 adolescents and adults ages 14 to 94.
Some of the results are scattered below.



  • Many older adults continue to have active pleasurable sex lives, reporting a range of different behaviors and partner types, however adults over the age of 40 have the lowest rates of condom use.

  • About 85% of men report that their partner had an orgasm at the most recent sexual event; this compares to the 64% of women who report having had an orgasm at their most recent sexual event. (A difference that is too large to be accounted for by some of the men having had male partners at their most recent event.)

  • Men are more likely to orgasm when sex includes vaginal intercourse; women are more likely to orgasm when they engage in a variety of sex acts and when oral sex or vaginal intercourse is included. 

  • While about 7% of adult women and 8% of men identify as gay, lesbian or bisexual, the proportion of individuals in the U.S. who have had same-gender sexual interactions at some point in their lives is higher.


Photos by Domino

Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he is coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will stay.

How do you know when you've walked into a lesbian bar?
Even the pool tables have no balls.

Photos below by Jazmyn


Did you hear about the baby born with both sexes?
It had a penis and a brain!



Rachel Avro


Willow Outfit (Jeans & Top) with Mazie Mules - Black (HIGH Slink)
APPLIERS:  Tango/Mirage Applier, Omega, Phat Azz, Perfect Bum, Maitreya, WowMeh & Ghetto Booty
This a group gift in black and sold in blue, pink and purple.
It's cute, it's sexy, there are shoes and it's a gift ... what more can ya ask!

My mother-in-law was yelling at me the other day 'When you are dead, I am going to dance on your grave'. To which I replied 'That's OK, I'm going to be buried at sea'.



You might be 'old' if ...
You can live without sex but not without your glasses.
You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room.
You enjoy watching the news.
The phone rings and you hope it's not for you.
The only reason you're still awake at 4 am is indigestion.
People ask what color your hair USED to be.
You're proud of your lawnmower.

You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style TWICE.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
8 AM is your idea of "sleeping in."

You don't like to drive after dark.
You say the words "Turn that music down!"
You wear black socks with sandals.
You point out what buildings used to be where.
You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.
You rake the yard without being told to.
You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch television.


Photos from the Flickr Group

Look at the picture below and move your head toward the screen.


A woman is trying to board a bus, but her skirt is too tight and she can't step up. She reaches behind her and lowers the zipper a bit and tries again. Skirt's still too tight. She reaches behind her and lowers the zipper some more.
She still can't get on and lowers the zipper a third time. Suddenly, she feels two hands on her butt, trying to push her up onto the bus.
She spins around and says very indignantly, 'Sir, I do not know you well enough for you to do that!!'
The man responds, 'Lady, I don't know you well enough for you to unzip my fly three times either!'

One night a couple was lying in bed. The husband was feeling frisky so he rolled over and tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, but I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' Rejected, the husband turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later he rolls over and whispers in her ear 'Do you have a dentist appointment, too?'

Prostitution is commonly known as the world's oldest profession. Meanwhile police in Tai Pei estimate an 82 -year-old nicknamed "Grandma" to be the oldest living, working prostitute. Chiu went into the business about 40 years ago, after a man she had lived with for two decades died. 

Y'all come back now!!!

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